I'll cry if I want to

To offset all the angst, I'm happy to announce that my birthday went well. I am now twenty-five years old - single, unable to drive, guitar-less (broke a string trying to play an f'-in Goo Goo Dolls song), and a step above broke. But I'm happy. This year's birthday featured a five-or-six-course Chinese dinner, a surprise party, coordinated presents, surprise flowers, wake-up calls, and a hilarious video that I swear has a shot at winning that 10K America's Funniest Home Videos grand prize.