Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Winning the battle



I have been planning to put away my winter shoes and bring out my sandals and flipflops and flats, clean out my bedside drawer and organize my receipts, return impulse purchases that don't look that awesome on second thought, put up a photo album, etc. etc. But no, I haven't done any of that. Thus, my shoe rack is ridiculously still filled with boots in the dead of summer.



What I have been doing is launching an all-out war against those stupid spyware thugs who keep installing annoying little programs on my computer that cause those freaking pop-ups! No more. These reckless, almost smug, pop-ups have got to stop. I would like to be able to check my mail and read blogs and whatnot in peace. I abhor IE windows appearing out of nowhere advertising online degrees. I want my one MSN window, damnit!



It has not been an easy path to spyware-freehood. In the process, more trojans, spybots, keyloggers, adware, and spyware have flooded my PC. I have had to reboot countless times. I had to hunt down executable files deeply embedded in folders within folders. I've had to resort to good old DOS to change attributes and delete "inaccessible" files. I've had to kill seemingly invincible processes that insist on recurring countless times. Thank God there are amazingly smart and thorough and incredibly bored people out there who seem to have dedicated their lives to clearing one's system of spyware.



My own technique is simple. I arrange my executable files by date created order and anything that's been created recently that is unfamiliar is suspect. Some spyware are bundled together with free software downloaded from the internet. If you have downloaded software that allows you to share MP3s illegally, the warning is somewhere in that long winding thing that you're supposed to read before you click Yes, I Accept. Payback is a bitch.



Watch out for cheesy names like AllCyberSearch, Bargain Buddy, Dealhealper, n-Case. Check your Prefetch file for any suspicious .exe files. Do not use uninstallers packaged with the spyware. They are evil. If you have DSL, disconnect.



Two days of relentless pursuit after, I am relatively spyware-free (at least I think so) and I am able to watch Maps eighty times in peace. Geek.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Tiny dancer



Am I the only one who hates the Six Flags guy with a passion? Every time I see the commercial I want to cut his head off with a nail clipper and stuff it with porcupines.



I missed Imelda today. I got caught up at the shopping wonderland that is Century 21. When I got to Film Forum, I was the last person in the line and the 7:50 tickets were gone. Sayang. Filmmaker Ramona Diaz was supposed to be there.



So I met up with my cousins instead and had dinner at Krystal's where Friday night is apparently karaoke night.



Circuit City is the best! I got Almost Famous and The Virgin Suicides for $10 and Go for $7. The $10 Spike Jonze DVD is gone though.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Trainspotting



On my way home from work today, I was jolted awake by a guy screaming and cursing his head off. Like any other commuter in his right mind, I pretended not to hear him even though his screams filled the whole car, and went back to sleeping to discourage eye contact. About five minutes later, when I opened an eye to check on him, there was a full blown fight going on between him and another guy. They punched and kicked and shoved while most of the female passengers, including myself, migrated to the other end of the car. It was one of those cars without an exit so nobody could transfer. Seconds later an MTA employee came barging in from the other car and tried to calm them down. He called for police assistance on his radio. The wannabe hero had the banshee pinned to the floor on his knees while the MTA employee swatted at his hand periodically to keep him from hitting the guy. The train seemed to take forever to get to 36th Street from Pacific. At 36th, a cop came in to break the fight while the MTA guy screamed at rubberneckers to step away from the train. I took a cab home.

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

Listless



1. DVDs to return/review: The Debut, Better Luck Tomorrow, and Spellbound.



2. Movies to watch: Imelda at the Film Forum. Filmmaker Ramona Diaz will be at today's and Friday's 7:50 screening. (thanks, Heidi, for the info)



3. Kings of Convenience's Riot on An Empty Street is set to be released on June 21.



4. The Japan Society is holding summer language classes beginning June 2.



5. I had dinner at Todai last Saturday after walking the streets of White Plains. I was a kid in a candy store. I can live on unagi rolls.



6. It is 96 degrees in New York today.



Friday, June 4, 2004

Museum hopping



In true fashion, I spent last week lounging at home in my pajamas, ordering breakfast in or wandering out occasionally to my favorite diner. I did get to catch up on my DVD-viewing. I went through Catch Me If You Can, Reservoir Dogs, The Debut, Spellbound and Better Luck Tomorrow in five days. Reviews forthcoming, if I get to it. Also I spent about a day making lists. Things to Do lists. A Museums to Visit list, with addresses, subway directions, office hours and entrance fees. I made a spiffy two-week calendar in Photoshop with bright, springy colors and filled it with my tentative itinerary. I updated my Movies to Watch and Books to Read lists. And updated and revised my Things to Do list. I went to the doctor's and the lab. I went to my friend's baby shower, where I manned the grill and assembled baby bouncers for her twins.



The company I work for ties up with most of the major museums so, fortunately, I have free entrance! On Tuesday, I went to the Met, which houses works of art ranging from Greek to modern. The weather was beautiful and the museum was packed. People sat on the steps outside eating sandwiches. I didn't have time to walk through the whole musem - a day isn't enough, more so the measly couple of hours I had left until closing time just because I waited for the Ellen DeGeneres show. Urgh. I did get to finish the whole first floor (yes!), including Arms and Armor, Egyptian Art, the Temple of Dendur, and the Greek Sculpture court.







I had my map out the whole time, which was good because the Met is a dizzying labyrinth. I had to pause quite a few times, gather my bearings, pinpoint my location on the map and find my way in and out of various galleries. I know it would have been delightful to just get lost but this is me, I would never have found my way out. There was a particular group of paintings in the Medieval Art section that caught my attention. They were mostly Roman Catholic images - Jesus in the Garden, the Apostles - but looking at them, the first thing I thought of was the set of tarot cards that my lola (grandmother) used to have. Come to think of it, it's very strange that my lola would even have tarot cards as she wasn't so inclined. I did like those paintings very much and even spent a couple of minutes just sitting on a bench and admiring them.



It's always a little overwhelming when you actually see a famous work of art "in the flesh". It's amazing how this work of art conceived of and actualized hundreds of years ago by somebody long dead can still strike a chord in somebody like me. I didn't realize how much I liked art. Damn, too bad I haven't taken advantage of the corporate discount thing until now. I found this woman admiring Renoir's Two Girls at the Piano. She didn't know I was taking her picture.







One of my favorites at the Greek sculpture court is this one.







I don't know who he is and it's been bugging me all night. Those are his sons surrounding him and they're pleading with him about something. Does somebody out there know, until I read up more on Greek mythology?



The Temple of Dendur was given to the United States by Egypt in 1965 as a gift. On one of the walls is the tag of an ancient graffiti artist. (Leonardo 1820)







I spent the most time in the section containing the mummies. It was eery and fascinating at the same time.







The next day I renewed my passport at the Philippine Consulate (disorganized, nasty clerks, coin-operated copy machines). And then afterwards I went to Cooper-Hewitt, where Christopher Dresser's works were on exhibit. The people there were incredibly snotty so I didn't even attempt to take pictures. The Guggenheim was exquisite. I could stay there all day staring at the Picassos and Van Goghs. Their current exhibit is Speaking with Hands, a collection of artworks that have anything to do with hands.







Last stop was the American Museum of National History where I finally met my childhood idol, Stegosaurus.







Yesterday, back to consul to pick up passport. Was told office was closed. Extremely pissed. Headed to Museum of Television and Radio where The Jury was premiering. Spent two hours in the library watching Best Television Commercials from 1994.



Today, MOMA QNS and PS1. At MOMA QNS I spotted an old couple sitting on a bench in front of a painting. They looked so cute I took out my camera, but they stood up before I could take a picture of them. I did manage to take a picture of this museum attendant with two Warhols.







I spent five hours looking at Dieter Roth's work today and I think I'm going a little crazy. This is one of his installations. It's called Solo Scenes. Pictures weren't allowed but I took these before I asked (oops). It's composed of 131 DVD players and 131 monitors, mounted on three shelves. And it's hundreds of hours of footage of Roth at different points of his day - eating, playing the piano, reading the newspaper - from 1997 to 1998.







He's one of those guys who are walking the thin line between genius and lunacy. Do check out the online exhibit. Will post more (maybe with pictures) next time when I'm not as sleepy and when I don't have to walk three miles the next day.